Allogist

Someone who knows, or thinks they know, something about all possible topics and feels compelled to share their wisdom. They usually have half the scoop, no common sense and too much free time.

We were talking about this and that, then Billy the Douche comes over and expounds his wisdom on Chinese torture...he's such an allogist prick.

guesskimo

The wearing of so much winter clothing that it is impossible to determine whether male or female is under that mound of stuff.

I'll bet the next round of drinks on the outcome of that guesskimo that just came in....I'll bet it's female!

regurgistory

Repeatedly telling someone else’s story, or part of a story, whether true or un-true, until said story becomes a tired, ass-numbing non-event.

If Alyson gets going on her regurgistory about Tori’s trip to band camp again, I will lose my f’n mind.

micro-cultural

The experience one gets when waiting to use the microwave oven at companies that employ workers of various nationalities and denominations.

I got a micro-cultural exposure when I went to heat up my mac'n cheese. There was so much spice in the air, I felt like I was in a Turkish market.