What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.
I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.
3π 2π
a horn that used by a guy to warn other guys know that a grenade (ugly chick) is in the area.
Thank God Paulie sounded off the Grenade Horn so I could hide from her before she saw me.
52π 10π
another term for jerkin off.
my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon
A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.
Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.
72π 21π
A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.
It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.
97π 32π
When a girl with big tits smacks a guy in the head with her large mounds during sex.
When a stripper whacks her knockers on guys head during a stripping session
My head hurts Joe. That stripper gave me a good titty bashing last night.
2π 3π
refers to a person's anus.
My in between ravine was stinking after eating all that spicy food.
28π 9π