What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.
I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.
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a horn that used by a guy to warn other guys know that a grenade (ugly chick) is in the area.
Thank God Paulie sounded off the Grenade Horn so I could hide from her before she saw me.
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refers to a person's anus.
My in between ravine was stinking after eating all that spicy food.
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the toughest decision a person must make when they have to fart. they must decide if the fart is going to be wind or mud (shart). its a risk especially if you're out in public and have no back up underwear/clothing.
i was in the movie theater and had to fart. i wasnt sure if it was going to be wind or mud so i held it in.
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A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.
It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.
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GOING LIMP DURING SEX OR BEING JACKED OFF BY YOUR PARTNER AND SUDDENLY YOUR DONG GOES LIMP
" I HEAR STEVE WENT LIMP DURING SEX LAST NIGHT, IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE FRUSHER EFFECT
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When a girl with big tits smacks a guy in the head with her large mounds during sex.
When a stripper whacks her knockers on guys head during a stripping session
My head hurts Joe. That stripper gave me a good titty bashing last night.
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