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mud instead of wind

What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.

I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.

by kidlou December 26, 2011

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


grenade horn

a horn that used by a guy to warn other guys know that a grenade (ugly chick) is in the area.

Thank God Paulie sounded off the Grenade Horn so I could hide from her before she saw me.

by kidlou January 23, 2011

52πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


spankin the bacon

another term for jerkin off.

my wife is not around tonight, guess i'll be spankin the bacon

by kidlou January 5, 2011


the jersey shore

A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.

Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.

by kidlou January 2, 2011

72πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Carbunkle

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.

It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.

by kidlou December 25, 2010

97πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


TITTY BASHING

When a girl with big tits smacks a guy in the head with her large mounds during sex.

When a stripper whacks her knockers on guys head during a stripping session

My head hurts Joe. That stripper gave me a good titty bashing last night.

by kidlou January 7, 2011

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


In between ravine

refers to a person's anus.

My in between ravine was stinking after eating all that spicy food.

by kidlou December 12, 2010

28πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž