woog

A word said in surprise, to accentuate how surprised you really are.

Woog! That monkey fell out of the sky!

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fooaltiyeman

"Fooaltiyeman" is a blending of the words "few ill tell you man" which is derived from the fabled prick dialect.

fooaltiyeman if i dunnae get a fucking fag

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B'jangle

To become twisted up.
When something becomes tangled up.

I had to where tighty whities instead of boxers, other wise the boxer would've gotten all b'jangled in my crotch.

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underwear snooker

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.

Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!

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Scoofy

The place on a male between the testicles and the anus

Haveing a hairy scoofy sucks

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petty clamouring

the act of one being ivolved in a pointless argument with a gay

simon: You pedo
Kieran: whatever cucumber il not involve myself in this petty clamouring

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