Keil

Greek Mythical God of PARTY and WAR; adopted son of Zeus; fat,hairy, but deceptively attractive; partys like a fucking rock star. Angry when sober; Bad ass dude when intoxicated. Loyal to his homies. Tends to live in solitude, until called upon. Deliverer of pain to all enemies. Preaches reciprocity in all environments. Unbreakable spirit. Digs all chicks.

Bitch, Step the fuck back or I will fucking keil you!!

I just want to get keiled the fuck up! Give me a brew, lets get high!!!

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