faggin

1. A commoner, especially one that is easily influenced.

Tomás: Man, there are too many people in here!
Kiko: Faggin-slicer, ACTIVATE!
Constable: Stop there, evil-doer!
Kiko: SMOKE YOU, flatfoot! *throws smoke-bomb, disappears*
Tomás: *sigh* How much is this going to cost me?
Constable: Let's you just drop them pants..
Tomás: !
Tomás: Ki-KOOOOOO! *camera pans out*

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Dihydrogen oxide

Water, chemical compound of.

"Ban dihydrogen oxide! It is a dangerous chemical!"

"That joke was funny, maybe 4 years ago."

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Yo-girl

A caucasian female who embraces the urban language/lifestyle.

Stupid yo-girl wouldn't go out with me because I don't have a lame souped-up CRX, and can't hang with her loser car-club pals.

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IDS

Imminent Death Syndrome.

Joey has IDS, be nice to him.

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artifaction

1. Appearance
2. Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.
3. A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion.

Kiko: The artifaction for this fall will be...this 1700s Kabuto Samurai Hat
Fashion guru: So garish!
Kiko: Quiet!

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escrillo

Spanish-language term: shrimp, small fry.

Juan Jose: Yo, qué pasa ese?
Guillermo: Sup, escrillo?
Juan Jose: Who you callin' "escrillo," muh fucka? *pulls out Gat*
Guillermo: Yo yo, cool out.
Juan Jose: Aight. You see those drawers Alicia got on today? Shit yeah!
Guillermo: SHIT yeah.
Kiko: Get out of here, mexicalis!
Alicia: Mexicanitas rule!

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Kid Howren

Hero of the west.

"Kid Howren's number 1!...in the West! Best in the West!"
"I thought the Braves were best in the west.."
"No dummy, this isn't 1992."

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