Round Tuuit

Noun. A round tuuit is a very useful piece of equipment for the office, workshop or home, which allows the posessor to tackle any number of tasks.

In fact, without a round tuuit, it's hard to get anything done.

A) When can you finish those schedules I need?

B) I'll do them when I get a round tuuit.

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splash my boots

Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.

I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.

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manko

Noun: Rude Japanese slang for cunt. Used by naughty female language students to book tables in foreign restaurants so that they will be able to have a laugh when the maitre d' calls them to their table.

"Miss Manko, your table is ready."

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bate

Noun. British public school slang. A state of anger or enragement. Derived from hawking terminology (hawking being the sport of training and flying raptors). See also the adjective 'batey'.

"I say, chaps, keep the noise down or Sir will get into a rare old bate."

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jugular

Describes a woman who has significantly large or attractive breasts (jugs).

"Look at her over there, she's pretty jugular."

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problette

Noun.

1. A small problem which is not thought to seriously endanger the completion of a task or project.

There is a problette -- I don't have enough cash for the cinema tickets but I can pay by card.

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shabulous

Adjective: Shabby but fabulous. Shabby and chic.

Jamie Oliver looked totally shabulous driving his reconditioned VW camper van.

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