I'm like

the beginning of every juicy gossip story. Because these people aren't exact they must just be like.

So she's like "that's a slutty dress" and I'm like "go fuck yourself"

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rocky top

rocky top is really a drink that poor white trash bought when they couldn't afford faygo at the foodland.

starving redneck boy: mommy im thirsty can we get a can of faygo?
mom: shut up u stupid shit im trying hear the race...here's a quarter go get a rocky top.

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woo

freshest word for cocaine as of this moment

got woo?

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Dub-V

Hillbilly state west of Virginia. Filled with many white kids who have no access to any culture except for mtv which causes them all to act black. see whigger. The rest of the population is uneducated communist hippie-fucks who also only listen to rap music but hug trees at the same time. The parents of these are nascar loving, meth-smoking, pill popping, wal-mart shopping, mullet sporting, rednecks whose only source of income is welfare which all goes to buy budlight and maybe to replace the turn signals on their mobile home. see walmart

cultured person: hey man how was your trip to Dub-V?
cultured person 2: ...

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Busch

The answer for poor but cultured people's true hatred of bud light beer and the rednecks that drink it. It was born of natural ingredients, and still a smooth refreshing beer (not really but damn its cheap). Also a status symbol among elitist dub-v born males trying to make a better name for their state.

redneck at a party: hey man u want a bud-light?
me: Fuck you. *cracks open a Busch*

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