blob chins

Matty Giles' dangaling fondelishious chins.

"i love my blobchins" matty giles

"no-no" matty giles

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townie

townies are:
tramps 'set me 10p, blud' brainless sheep freaks who follow the crowd, mug little kids, listen to shit, mindless music, think theyre better than everyone who is not like them, falsely beieve that their future does not involve working in mcdonalds, wear cheap, fake sports brands, fake gold rings, speak in a stupid incomprehensable 'gangsta' tounge, the girls are sluts who act hard and have a kid by the time theyre 13 but it dies because they smoke sooo much, the boys start pointless fights and send 1000 other townies to attack one person-then think theyre hard, they always pick on little kids, they are ignorant to modern life e.g. politics, music, world issues, they think anyone who is not a townie is a grungie or a goth and they wank over 50 cent every night thinking to themselves that they have a life.

They don't.

townie- "set me 1p, blud"
me- "ok"
throw it in townies eye, then get a flamethrower out and burn him to hell where he'll meat his idol, the prat Tupac.
Before he dies he will say-
"fucking grungie blud"

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rage against the machine

Only good rock-rap hybrid. It does not matter if you support their politics or not, you can't deny that they make good music and in the end thats the most important thing.

me "ratm rock fukkin hard"
townie "set me 50p blud"
me "no" machine-guns him to death
THEN LISTENS TO RATM

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