gender-bender

When you go on a prolonged spree of acting like the opposite gender, only to then remark that you were just on a bender

Man: Was on a real gender-bender this weekend wearing lip stick and panties.

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walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping

I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.

camel throw

when a female's pubic hair is visible through her pants in addition to her having camel toe

She was able to fix her camel toe but no amount of fabric could hide her camel throw