flowerectamy

the removal of a flower from your urethra

i have to have a flowerectamy

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herpasyphilaids

rare disease which causes dickenpox contracted through sexual contact with a transvestite cadaver

o shit i have herpasyphilaids

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rokadok

sex on a boat dock or sex a boat on the dock

man i love to rokadok with her

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dickenpox

a rare strain of hepatitis x

o fuck i have dickenpox!!!!!!

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jizzmas

the failure to jizz on santa claus

i hope it will be a white jizzmas

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chocotacoing

eating out a black chick in the winter

man i met this sexy lady and we went chocotacoing

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