get low

when a girl shakes it booty on the dance floor

get low get low to the windooows to the wall

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gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification

Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

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acid

A drug that makes people see fuckass things

"jim was on acid and saw the street light blink at him"

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5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

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bang

To sleep with someone.

"I'd love to bang tracy"

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Ganja Bus

A cylindrical VW bus with curtains and a shag rug.

My friend Anna just purchased the flyest ganja bus. She should set up her own ganja bus touring company.

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corner

A place where people throw pity parties.

now if you'll excuse me i have to go cry in my corner.

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