acid

A drug that makes people see fuckass things

"jim was on acid and saw the street light blink at him"

Ganja Bus

A cylindrical VW bus with curtains and a shag rug.

My friend Anna just purchased the flyest ganja bus. She should set up her own ganja bus touring company.

corner

A place where people throw pity parties.

now if you'll excuse me i have to go cry in my corner.

bang

To sleep with someone.

"I'd love to bang tracy"

Area 51

An area where aliens are supposed to be.

Area 51 is spooky!

taks

not a very well known abbreviation for sarcastically saying "that's a knee slapper"
often mistaken for saying 'thanks'

*hears a stupid joke*
"Oh yeah, taks"

5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"