smirlfriend

a term used in the slums of long island... specifically east northport... where when a girl pretends as if she did not hear the word GIRLFRIEND.

CASE ONE:
obbsessive weirdo guy: will u be my girlfriend?
kim: did u say smirlfriend?

CASE TWO:
MAJOR HOTTIE: idno im kind of still with my girlfriend, but i dont know if i still have feelings for her anymore since i met you.
ash: smirlfriend?

beat and dip

a term used in the slums of long island specifically the town of east northport for when a male or female "cops dome(reives a sexual pleasure such as oral sex)" and LEAVES... without "giving dome or (sexual pleasure)" in return...and then leaving right after with no preceeding cuddling, talking, eating, or chilling of the sort.

kim: so how did things go last night w/ mr. sketch?
ash: well we out to dinner.. n then back to his house and BEAT AND DIP ed out of there so fast.
kim: job well done =)

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