Area 51

An area where aliens are supposed to be.

Area 51 is spooky!

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ruler

tool used for measurment

i used and ruler in class today

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taks

not a very well known abbreviation for sarcastically saying "that's a knee slapper"
often mistaken for saying 'thanks'

*hears a stupid joke*
"Oh yeah, taks"

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smile and nod

When some idiot is making no fucking sense, so you just smile and nod.

"Just smile and nod"

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moulin rouge

One of the best love movies that only people with no heart say is a piece of shit, but only because they know they'll never experience anything close to love because they are heartless assholes in which nobody likes.

John: Moulin Rouge is a piece of shit!
Mary: You only think that because you're a heartless asshole that no one likes!

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dribbling

what basketball players do.

"Dribbling is part of bball!"

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boyboobs

guys with boobs

whoa his boyboobs are bigger than mine!!

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