hentai logic

Similar to porn logic in which a character in hentai will say or do something unrealistic that would not happen in real life.

Person a:"Dude, he just stuck his 15 inch cock into her urethra! That would kill her!"

Person b: "That's hentai logic for you man"

pltnicly

Shortened form of platonically I created because of the word count.

1: "buy me food and I will kiss you on the cheek (pltnicly of course)"