Eight Life Crisis

Where individuals aged 10-17 have a "life crisis" only, not.
Usually take up smoking,drugs,drinking, self-injury or become bisexual.

Billy: "My world is falling apart"

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The "Merlin"

a wizard with a long beard and a pointy hat with stars on it

not to be confused with 'Gandalf the grey', like i did, around lots of people. in the movies IT JUST GETS WORSE

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Karl Marx

.Lived 1818-1883
.German historian
.Social scientist
.Revolutionary
.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848
.Wrote Das Kapital in 1848

"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"
"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"

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Karl Marx

.Lived 1818-1883
.German historian
.Social scientist
.Revolutionary
.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848
.Wrote Das Kapital in 1867

"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"
"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"

Go on..Quiz me on Marx...i dares ya..

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Majicman

A dumbass who should REALY get a life

Angry Dude#1:"Dude, ur such a loser!"
Angry Dude#2: "Yer man, wtf's wrong with you"
Sad Dude: "Im Majic....man"

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sex

The easiest way to get an unpleasant disease...
....AND THE FUNNEST!!

'Dude, I got a venereal'
'Was it worth it?'
'Oh yeahhh...'

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brisbane

Most polluted city in Australia, yet the greatest

*Cough cough* Im dying..
Oh have another drink and sum beads

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