Marios

Greek name. Describes someone who gets less than no bitches and is proud. Generally, can be found within a Haefliger. Likes to play with and around balls. Occasionally fucks around and gets prostate exams (again with no bitches).

Child "Hey mom what is that man doing?"
Mom "It's rude to point"
Child "But mom he's got no bitches"
Mom "Yes I know he's a Marios. Now let's get your prostate exam"
Child *Moans*

El Souch

Chief of Operations who occasionally partakes in fucknuterie, but friends generally allow it due to his blatant disregard for other's response to his thrusts of homosexuality, which he imposes on most any "next man".

Son: Mother what is that guy doing to "next man"
Mother: Son don't point! You don't El Souch to violate your bum.

Haefliger

A raging but classy group of homosexuals.

Those rabbits sure are a bunch of haefligers.

Jeet it

To partake in onanism.

Son: (Agressively jerking off)
Mother: (Walks into room) Wasteman stop trying to jeet it in front of me!