Marios

Greek name. Describes someone who gets less than no bitches and is proud. Generally, can be found within a Haefliger. Likes to play with and around balls. Occasionally fucks around and gets prostate exams (again with no bitches).

Child "Hey mom what is that man doing?"
Mom "It's rude to point"
Child "But mom he's got no bitches"
Mom "Yes I know he's a Marios. Now let's get your prostate exam"
Child *Moans*

Haefliger

A raging but classy group of homosexuals.

Those rabbits sure are a bunch of haefligers.