Tag-Watch

When you want to stay updated on the events of a show but don't actually feel like watching it, so instead you check its tags on a social media website (often Twitter or Tumblr) to read people's comments about it and get an idea for what's happening. It can also apply to a show you actually do want to watch, but can't for whatever reason, and want to know what happens, anyway.

Friend A: "I don't really care enough about Glee to watch it anymore, but I still can't help but wonder what it's like these days."

Friend B: "Why don't you just tag-watch it? There are still plenty of bloggers that care about it, for some reason."

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Friend C: "My roommate was a dick and invited his girlfriend over during The Walking Dead, so now I'm sitting outside the door, reluctantly tag-watching tonight's episode and trying to ignore the sounds of him porking her in his bunk."

Snow Plow

Someone who has taken a lot of virginities. In the same way that a vehicle with the same name pushes snow off of streets before other cars can use it, a person given this title has a known history of being the first to sexualize a number of their partners.

Friend A: I can't believe you let Jack pop your cherry. He's already deflowered Jill, Rose, Sally, and Elizabeth. Now you, too?
Friend B: I know, he's a total snow plow, but I can't pretend he didn't know what he was doing.

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Patrick Starring

When you stay at home with nothing to do other than wait for your friend to come back from whatever plans they have that day. It is inspired by the episode of Spongebob Squarepants titled "New Student Starfish", when Patrick is upset that Spongebob has to go to school and can't hang out. Spongebob asks Patrick, "What do you normally do while I'm gone?" To which Patrick replies, "Wait for you to get back!"

Friend A: "Sorry, I can't hang out right now, I have work until ten."
Friend B: "That's okay, I'll just be Patrick Starring until you get out."