thomas

Thomas is a little bitch who literally looks like a strawberry shortcake after being mauled by a bear and literally is named after a train but I guess he’s a lot of toddlers idols but also he has the body of a pencil sharpener or an uncooked spaghetti noodle anyway we have a love hate relationship

Mimi: I love Thomas 🥰🥰🥰🥰
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.

Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die

Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!

Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener

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Kendra

hey Kendra...I’ve been thinking.... iykyk. She a popular girl and her boyfriend gets stolen by her fake friend Lucy who makeouts with brett and then Archie is madly in love Witt Kendra but honestly the boys r just in it for da tongue

something she might say is:
Kendra: when I turned 13; I signed a virginity pledge!!

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strawberry shortcake

usually named Thomas or Volosin

Boy: hey who’s that Strawberry shortcake

Me: that’s def Thomas he’s like do shortcake

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