When someone is asleep you urinate into the victims ear and then smack him in the ear.
When kyle was little i gave him a wet Tahoe.
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the act of putting a strand of barbed wire into a pipe and inserting into your anus, removing the pipe while keeping the barbed wire inserted... then enjoying the pure pleasure.
i walked in on my uncle getting a frankenstien from his "friend."
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the act of swabing your fecal infested penis on your lovers face after removing it from his anus, and vomiting semen upon their head.
He made me swallow so i gave him a muddy reno.
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Breaking a glass bottle while its inserted into your anus.
nothing helps out more after a rough day then a good old blody third eye.
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