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mumbler

MUMBLER - an attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc.i.e.you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

by king simmo October 16, 2003

65πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Face Begging

Face Begging is when you use social media, most often facebook, to beg people for money. A common way for people to let their friends know they are both poor and past shame.

I really want to go out for a beer but im not paid til tomorrow. I know i'll do a little shameless face begging in a status update, its not like people can lose any more respect for me and it just might work.

by king simmo November 14, 2013

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bunny boiler

an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde-could be a bunny boiler".

by king simmo October 16, 2003

238πŸ‘ 124πŸ‘Ž


Gamming

The temporary marks left on your skin by say a watch or a bra once removed. This usage is mainly in the Black Country area of Britain.

I got some propper gamming on my wrist, i took my watch off an hour ago and you can still see it.

by king simmo November 14, 2013

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Anal Rape Holocaust

Anal Rape Holocaust is a fairly multioffensive term for when a group of gamers are completely annihilated by another team. This works in sports like paintball and airsoft too. It should only really be used in cases of extreme defeat.

Trev: i saw you were online last night, how did the gaming go?

Keith: Aw man it was a complete Anal Rape Holocaust, we were totally destroyed by a bunch of school kids from Wisconsin. Im giving up on MMOs man.

by king simmo November 14, 2013

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Fart Punch

When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.

I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.

by king simmo November 14, 2013

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


UDder Disappointment

UDder Disappointment occurs when someone has tried time and again to get a phrase into Urban Dictionary only to meet with rejection. For example this can occur if they try to submit legitimate phrases such as Rape of Clowns which genuinly is the collective noun for a group of no fewer than seven clowns outside of the tradditional circus setting. Like charity collecting.

I felt UDder disappointment when the Urban dictionary rejected my submission Keith. I swear it's a real thing.... wait can you hear that, it sounds like the rattling of no fewer than seven collection tins, on this completely ordinary high street. Oh shit man there are eight of them, its a f**king Rape of Clowns man. Poseiden mocks me once more.

by king simmo November 14, 2013

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž