burrito remorse

Having an enjoyment of a burrito but later experiencing the consequences of a crap or puking etc.

Guy 1:That burrito was so delicious that I think I will have another!

Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.

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Shower-job

Having your penis stimulated and get a boner while you are taking a shower. Usually water falls on it and will feel like a BJ.

You- Man I can't stand taking a shower anymore!

Guy- How come?

You- I always get a Shower-job and my penis gets all big!

Guy- That stinks man!

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