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to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up
Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino
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Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out
"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"
"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"
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To look so good that one could be masturbated to. Combination of "dapper" and "fap".
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To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.
Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
To masturbate at annoying times or places, generally disturbing others. Contraction of pest and masturbator.
*John hears faps from Jimmy's side of the room*
John: Ok Jimmy, seriously, don't be a pesturbator. You're keeping everyone up man.
the state of being particularly alert or sensitive to potential fuckertunities. Generally speaking, the longer it's been since you've had sex, the more fucklert you are.
Dude, Jimmy hasn't gotten any since his break up with Kimberly, so he'll be pretty fucklert at the party tonight
A scent that marks a room where someone has recently masturbated. Derived from combining Febreze and fap
Dude did you wash your junk last night? There's totally a fapreze in here.