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To have to use yesterday's material to mastrubate.
Dude, I have to get a new girlfriend. It's been so long since I've had contact with an attractive girl that I'm starting to yesturbate.
To have a vast amount of material to masturbate to, generally after not masturbating for a long time
"After I got back from the 2-week retreat, I went home and vasturbated. Best 5 minutes of my life.
A Jewish person who masturbates frequently.
"Oh boy, look at that fapstein. I hear when they called him to read Torah in temple he was in the bathroom jacking off."
To look so good that one could be masturbated to. Combination of "dapper" and "fap".
To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.
Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
To masturbate at annoying times or places, generally disturbing others. Contraction of pest and masturbator.
*John hears faps from Jimmy's side of the room*
John: Ok Jimmy, seriously, don't be a pesturbator. You're keeping everyone up man.
A scent that marks a room where someone has recently masturbated. Derived from combining Febreze and fap
Dude did you wash your junk last night? There's totally a fapreze in here.