Mount Carmel

If you want to go to a highschool filled with fuckwads and hardheaded losers who only care about sports, Mount Carmel is the place for you. It’s the most ghetto-ass school located smack dab in one of Chicago’s worst neighborhoods. Hell, you’re sure as shit lucky if your school bus isn't shot up on the way to school. Most kids who go to Carmel act big and tough because they won a few sports trophies, but always seem to pussy out of brawls when challenged. Most kids seem to reside from Beverly in Chicago, so of course you know that the guys playing on Carmel’s sports teams are only the finest white Irish trash you can find in this fucked up city. They also like to pick on other schools either because they “aren’t as good at sports,” or their schools are named after female saints. Here’s a message for everyone: Mount Carmel is the title of a girl. Get over it.

Most Carmel kids also spend a vast majority of their time either out with a beer bottle in their mouths and a dick in their asses. And when they aren’t drinking, they’re doing dip on one side of their mouth and sucking a dick on the other side. They think that girls think they’re the shit but going to an all boys school doesn’t get you any kind of pussy at all. Hence, they transition to faggotry.

If all this sounds great to you, have fun waking up at 6:30 AM to drive 40 minutes to the worst of the Chicago Catholic Schools. If this was enough to talk you out of it, you’re welcome. have fun searching for a better school.

Mount Carmel Kid 1: Hey bro what’d you do last night?
Mount Carmel Kid 2: I fucked my Carmel brother in his tight ass.
Mount Carmel kid 1: Hahaha nice bro

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