main menu boss

when the Gearbox does the Risk of Rain 2 dlc, and fucks it up so bad console bois literally can't play the game. A true gearbox moment.

R.I.P. ROR2 - Cause of death: T2 Interactive

"Wassup bro I been trying to play the new Risk of Rain 2 update with the heavily advertised couch coop for consoles, but I'm stuck on the main menu boss. My homie plugged in a second controller to help me beat him, in reponse the boss deleted my entire save, and downloaded Randy Pitchfork's USB stick onto my Xbox, getting me arrested by Chris Hansen!"