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An adfrienture is an adventure that is made better by being with people whom you are friends with and who can fully support you, laugh with you, and help keep you safe. The best adfrientures end with a cuddle, whisky, and a campire.
We didn't go on nearly enough advrientures this year, so I can't wait for our 50th birthday adfrienture.
When something happens that is much better than you deserve, and you can't decide if you were just lucky or if you were fortunate, so you decide that you are both.
Hey Nate, you wouldn't believe how fucky I was this weekend. I had the most amazing food adventure with a smart, beautiful woman.
SMH, commonly misunderstood as "Shake My Head," actually means "So Much Hunkiness." SMH is used when a man, or group of men do something so outstanding that the women around them are in awe, and can't help but to exclaim "SMH."
Look at those dudes, they dressed up like a zebra, and were attacked by lions. That is awesome - SMH. So Much Hunkiness.
The ability or need to express passionate emotions, specifically love, through touch and physical contact. Haptiphilia is particularly useful in situations where words fail to communicate the complexity or depth of an emotion.
She had haptiphilia, and couldn't find the words to tell him how she felt, so she reached out and touched his check as they kissed passionately. In that moment he knew.
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When you motorboat someone's ass cheeks making a sound reminiscent of an angry Richard Nixon.
I motorboated her, but she wanted more, so I plunged down below because she needed some submarining.
When a sexy woman wears a set of googly-eyes as pasties, and then while you are having sex, the eyes swirl like tassels and her laughter causes her pelvic floor muscles to contract giving you an amazing orgasm.
I was able to hold out until she slapped the boobly-eyes on and I laughed and growled and screamed her name all at the same time.
A euphemism for the third part of the four stages of sexual intimacy. It is more sexual and intimate than a snogging, but it is not outright shagging. The four stages, in order, are canoodling, snogging, nibbling and shagging.
The snogging was nice, but nibbling with her felt so much better.
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