Samik

A five year old. They act like a baby

Mother: God are u a samik?
Me: no I’m old now

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This is a sign used in chat rooms.It's supposed to look like kirby.

Me: Don't you just love kirby?
Other Person: Kirby is awesome!
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tuhhmmgrr

Tuhhmmgrr is less known than his relative; tskarghbah.

Tuhhmmgrr is a small gremlin-like monster that has a very nasty temper. Sometimes he lives in people's computers, and will surface if someone gets mad and shouts "TUHHMMGRR".

Little is known about him really. He's only been sighted once, when someone shouted "TUHHMMGRR" and took a picture as he jumped out of their computer!

1. "TUHHMMGRR"
2. "Oh look! Tuhhmmgrr is in my computer!"

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tskarghbah

Tskarghbah is a very mysterious character. He is Arabian, and flies around on a magic carpet wearing a turbine.

Due to recent photographic evidence, we now know that he has a pet Guinea Pig type thing.

Whether Tskarghbah is a genie, or a ghost, or just a very white Arabian man with no outline is unknown.

1. "Look! It's Tskarghbah!"

2. "TSKARGHBAH!"

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wiggley

Wiggley is a small worm thingy that comes in many colours. Contrary to popular belief he is not a worm. He is infact, a piece of see-through string with fur and eyes.

Because the string is see-through, it looks like Wiggley is flying! :O

Wiggleys have been available for years, but are now sold by that bloody annoying company JML that sells crap like 2-sided ironing boards and bras for people with saggy breasts. Bastards.

1. "Look! It's a wiggley!"

2. "My wiggley is more fly-y than yours!"

3. "Ali has a flaccid wiggley"

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