river horsing

When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.

lol check that fat kid river horsing up into the back of that pickup truck!

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Whoopsie Doodle

Whoopsie Doodle is a cute, non-offensive way for a kid to tell his mom/dad/teacher he just crapped his pants.

"Uh-oh! I made a whoopsie doodle in my pants!"

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