Random
Source Code

noah

me! hi, my name's noah, i've been through a lot(my parents got divorced when i was 5, dad OD'd when i was 7...) other than that, i'm average asf. i got no bitches, below-average grades, low self-esteem, etc. but i'm good at listening to people. if you ever need a rando to have listen to you, i'm here.

yo did you see noah?

yeah, but he's average asf and kinda ugly

whatever

by kissuke urahare February 12, 2024


operation ninja turtles

a made up operation by Youtuber al jokes. he explains it as an operatio we men have had in the making for a minimum of 4 years. he explains that we one day will enter the sewers to our secret underground city with a stable stream of resources

guy 1: you did you hear about operation ninja turtles will be carried out soon?!

guy 2: yo, if you talk so loud, someone will hear you!!

by kissuke urahare January 22, 2024


operation ninja turtles

if you do not know, this is for men only, this operation is directed by men, for men. if you do not know my fellow brethren, operation ninja turtle goes like this: we men for the past few years have been building an underground city, through the sewers, by chance if women disappear off the planet for 24 hours, we will take to the sewers and go to our secret sewer castle, that is all i have as of right now for info, i am not working on it, i am here to spread the news

yo, bro do you know about operation ninja turtles?

yeah, but stfu for now, we'll get in trouble for talking about it in public, and if a girl hears us, we're dead.

by kissuke urahare January 1, 2024