padwan

Jedi apprentice, grasshoppa, n00b

Don't get ahead of yourself padwan, post an intro first.

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bag o' tricks

your playing soccer and you pull out a bunch of skills (tricks) to get the ball around a player, but then another player is there so you do it again, and it repeats itself

(George is entering a pack of defenders)
George: "uh oh"
Bob: "Pull out your bag o' tricks"

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Wimp Lo

When a guy goes limp out of the blue.

Dude #1 So, how'd the check up go? Was she a hot number?

Dude #2......

Dude #1Dude, you didn't WIMP LO, did ya?

Dude #2Yea...the nurse was a he.

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PINK

Passive Income No Kids.
The true goal in life. Better than a DINK.

Marcia Roy on Succession is not a PINK since Logan died, because she technically has a son...

AOL disk

A fun thing to put in your microwave.

Look at the pretty colours!

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Condensed Sexy

Sexy in it's mosed potent and portable form. Just add water. Please refer also to Nate and Ty and Laila and WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA.

Kit- That Ty! He's so condensed Sexy!

Laila- Fuck yea, even Canadians love him! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Kit- Yep! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Ty- Hey guys! You're both condensed Sexy!

Nate, Ty, Laila- WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

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Boof

Short for or referring to one's boyfriend

'How's your boof?'
'He's doing alright'