tampon

the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from one's aching groin-hole

on the birthday card i gave to my brother:

"I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday!"

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strizzle

Adj:
Straight, as in perfectly alright, okay, etc.

Can I come over?
Yeah, it's strizzle. My parents aren't home.

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yee

adj., nicely stoned; quite high.

Hey, you wanna get yee?

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Pieced

Adj.
1. To be high enough that your mental and motor skills are significantly impaired; punished, crunished, fuuucked up, etc. in a drug-induced sense.
2. Having been severely beaten up.

'Damn, she just got pieced off one bong hit!'
'Shit man, that angry mob with baseball bats just pieced your ass.'

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boyband

any group of 3-5 "hott" "guys" who appear on MTV more than once, are played on Z100 (or whatever your local "hit music station" is) at least every hour, and have a fanbase of 10-13 year old girls

NSYNC
2GETHER
Backstreet Boys
98 Degrees
Simple Plan
Good Charlotte
Green Day
Blink 182

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Doom cookie

N;
1. Someone who evidently attempts to dress as a goth while being largely oblivious to the actual subculture as they're too smitten by all the nifty black spiky things they can buy to make them look mysterious and nonconformist at Hot Topic!
2. Someone who's newly thrust themself into the gothic subculture without a clue as to what it stands for, usually marked by a lame wardrobe, the writing of terrible poetry mentioning blood and broken mirrors at least twice, a newly acquired cutting habit, and several recently failed half-assed suicide attempts.
3. Someone who decides to pose as a goth for no reason beyond wanting to look like a more interesting person, usually unbeknownst to them (the average doom cookie thinks s/he isn't one), but gives themself away immediately with their obnoxious or ridiculously overdone gloomy personality and an unnatural affinity towards being repeatedly raped by Hot Topic's prices in order to own 5 more pairs of bondage parachute pants.

Little pisses me off more than having to put up with that little doom cookie friend of yours.

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tryptophan synthetase A protein

The full name of the tryptophan synthetase A protein, an enzyme with 267 amino acids, extends to 1,913 letters:
methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutam ylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutamin ylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutam ylglycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylph enylalanylvalylthreonylleucylglycylaspa rtylprolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglutam inylserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylth reonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglyc ylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleu cylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylser ylaspartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylgly cylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasp fraginylalanylthreonylleucylarginylalan ylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylth reonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylph enylalanylglutamylmethionylleucylalanyl leucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhi stidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisol eucylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosyl alanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalany lasparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylasparty lglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylalanylgluta minylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylv alylaspartylserylvalylleucylvalylalanyl aspartylvalylprolylvalylglutaminylgluta mylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginyl glutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhist idylasparaginylvalylalanylprolylisoleuc ylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylp rolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartylaspa rtylleucylleucylarginylglutaminylisoleu cylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycy ltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylsery larginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycyl alanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanyla lanylleucylprolylleucylasparaginylhisti dylleucylvalylalanyllysylleucyllysylglu tamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprol ylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenylala nylglycylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspa rtylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanyliso leucylaspartylalanylglycylalanylalanylg lycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylala nylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucylisoleucy lglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginyli soleucylglutamylprolylglutamyllysylmeth ionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalyl phenylalanylvalylglutaminylprolylmethio nyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine.

THIS is the longest fucking word ever.

(sorry about all the spaces, apparently it's too big to post as one word :p )

aka: the stuff in turkey that makes you tired

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