Douche Scale

the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad.

1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.

(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)

11 - 20: Average Guy.

(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)

21 - 30: Douchemuffin.

(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)

31 - 40: Douchemeister.

(annoying, but a little amusing.)

41 - 50: Doucheface.

(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)

51 - 60: Douchebag.

(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)

61 - 70: Douchemonkey.

(harasser, troll, mild player.)

71 - 80: Douchenozzle.

(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)

81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.)

(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)

91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.

(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)

Notes:

1 - 50 = tolerable.

51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.

**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.

She used the Douche Scale to rate him as an 80, a Douchenozzle.

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