Scaramouche

Hottest man that existed in a game
So hot that he's short because his inches belongs to his ding dong ching chong ping pong dick
Very sexc
Literally the one who gave me the will to live 😘

Mf: I got scaramouche 😍
Mf 2: stfu I lost my 50/50 to a zombie child

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Scaramouche

The shortest and hottest man I have ever seen. He's so babygirl that everyday I wished for him to step on me.

Person 1: Scaramouche is so bbg
Person 2: Scara pls step on me ngh

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Thoma

The most seggsiest husband I have ever seen. Best malewife that can apply wet status on you any second!

Random person:Ugh thoma is so bbg

another random person: he's so seggsi that I felt the wet status on my underwear