Uncle Carl

The typical Cranberry and Vodka mixed-drink.

A: HEY! What do you want to drink?
B: Oh, I'll have an Uncle Carl!

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A: God, she is so wasted! What did she drink?
B: She had a few Uncle Carls.

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DAI

Deep Anal Itch - the itch you get right around the fecal orifice

A: Why is Justin walking like that?
B: Oh god, I think he has a DAI.
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A: Man, I need to go to the restroom.
B: Do you need to pee?
A: No, I have a DAI.

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