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1) A skank.
2) A person who drinks a lot of pepsi.
3) Lower middle class female youth wearing revealing clothing even though she's fat and ugly.
Hey there pepsi princess! You're the pepsiest girl in town!
-Allan Wicker from his 1990 hit song Pepsi Princess
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Glasgow Eyeball: (Verb) To look at someone antagonistically, with malice/rage inciting or leading up to a fist fight.
A look that is a threat of physical violence.
Similar to the stinkeye.
Motherfucker was messin up my shit all night, I gave him the Glasgow eyeball, I was ready to go!
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A person who enjoys speaking and/or behaving in anachronistic fashion.
1) One who speaks in the ye olde style.
2) Someone who wears old fashioned clothes eg: fop wear, corsets, hoopskirts. Can also mean someone wearing more recent though out of style clothing (from the 70s 80s 90s etc).
3) Anyone using out of date computer technology.
anachronaut: Wo befalls me, mine remote control is mislain! Whither has it gone? Wife, what news of the remote controller?! We must make haste as in but three and twenty minutes I must watch my programmes in the telechamber! O joy of joys, at last it appears! It lay betwixt the cushions of the couching seat! No longer must I endure the horror of two and one half men's situational comedies!
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when an image has to potential to be enhanced by manipulation through photoshop it has photoshopportunity.
usually for comedic purposes.
Google image search is a goldmine of comedic photoshopportunity.
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When 2 cars in different lanes both switch into their counterpart's lane at the same time.
eg: Car A moves from the left lane into the right lane. At precisely the same time Car B moves from the right lane into the left lane.
Commonly the cars involved in the lane exchange are in close proximity (1-3 cars apart) however an exchange can take place over greater distance without either party being aware of it.
The lane exchange is Mother Nature's way of returning traffic pressure to equilibrium.
Theftpos is the ridiculous practice observed by many businesses that requires a minimum purchase (usually ten or twenty dollars) before you can pay via eftpos.
Theftpos can also refer to any additional charge or surcharge levelled at a customer for using eftpos.
Although theftpos is referred to by the merchant as a "store policy" it is in fact a price gouge applied to people born after 1930 who don't carry cash with them everywhere.
Theftpos at work:
cashier: that'll be thirty cents.
customer: can I eftpos that?
cashier: no, the minimum purchase is twenty dollars.
customer: ...are you serious?
cashier: yes, it's store policy.
customer: god dammit, I should be able to buy gum on eftpos! This is America!
cashier: no, it's Australia
Someone who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's LAN. An internet freeloader.
My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Lanpire in our midststsstssssssssss