hamburglar

a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.

Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar

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put on a wig

To cheer up. When one forgets one's problems and improves in mood.

Put on a wig, Samantha! We'll go out and cut up the rug/s.

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the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

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