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Um... heavy metal fans are not "stupidest" (which isn't even a word). My husband listens to heavy metal (and not the so called "heavy metal" you hear on the radio like Metallica (new stuff). My husband is extremly smart. He graduated with honors in H.S. And he could beat you in any kind of a test, judging by the way you type. Don't judge people by the music they listen to, that is something a stupid person does. It doesn't matter if they listen to R&B or heavy metal, the type of music someone happens to listen to has nothing to do with there intelligence.
blah blah blah..... blah.....Blah blah blah.... I dont have an example I just wanted to correct the person who doesn't know stupidest isn't a word.
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When you're sending hot nudes but accidentally send them to a family group chat.
I'm sorry grandma, I sui-swiped again. Those weren't for you.
When something is between two choices or both.
I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.
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A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.
Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"
When you're friend is walking like he's holding eggs between his legs and the smell is rank. It almost smells like a pot rot.
"Damn, Andrew looks like he has pot rot in his ass!"
"Was Andrew working for the pony express, or does he just have a bad case of pot rot?"