The Lady Maker

Any device used to remove a girl's hymen prior to intercourse, so that she will not experience the 'embarrassment' of bleeding during intercourse. Can also be used to make the first sexual encounter more comfortable.

Popular Lady Makers include: Wooden spoons, candles, fists, dildos, and cucumbers

Also known as: The I-can't-get-no-wood n' spoon, the wooden shame, and the sheet saver

"Hey Jennie, do you think I should use the Lady Maker before my date with Mark?"

"I knew that girl was down when I heard she'd used the Lady Maker"

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