Volderminge

A great and powerful vagina that is trying to take over the world

hey girlfriend, how did you get them free drinks??
oh it wasn't me it was my volderminge

Dobby Dick

A penis so small and shrivelled it looks like a house elf. But there's just something that's cute and venerable about it.

Hey Danni I bet he has a right good looking cock on him. Nahh Emma I've been with him he's got a right dobby dick .