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in your face update

An unexpected software update that requires an immediate restart of your device and that installes a bunch of unwanted features.

The latest in your face update messed up my whole system!

by kleinermundvoll June 17, 2010

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porn logic

A situation in which everything you say or do will lead to a sexual intercourse with a total stranger. Porn logic means that if anything can lead to a sexual act, it will.

The doorbell rings and the delivery man brings a greasy pizza to a bunch of girls that are actually not hungry and scantily-clad. According to porn logic, the girls automatically start to undress themselves and let him in although they didn't order a pizza.

by kleinermundvoll November 8, 2012

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