iJack

to commandeer someone else's iPod in order to critically peruse their library and publicly broadcast music
or
to force someone to listen to a song/songs/entire albums on your own iPod, making them continue to listen even when they are trying to politely refuse, because you are simply determined to exemplify how AWESOME this song/band/album is.

You: "Hey, hey listen to this-"
Me: "ah, no, it's ok,"
You: "No seriously, listen, its the BEST song."
Me:"...Alright...." *pause* "yeah, cool."
You: "Nonono, you gotta listen to it til the end."
Me: "um.... no, i think i get it..."
=totally iJacked!

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icesight

unusual lack of ability to see what is plainly obvious, as a result of methamphetamine consumption.

"where the fuck is the ashtray??"
"dude, its RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. you're looking right at it."
"oh... right... damn icesight,"

breasticles

(rhymes with testicles)
breasts that, with age, have come to sag down to the groin region.

Sure Madonna looks like she's in great shape, but if she lost the boulder-holders, her breasticles would become apparent.

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millicringe

noun. the increment by which awkwardness is amplified when in an elevator.

As the doors slid closed, entrapping me with that guy from the office party, my discomfort rose by a millicringe.

tanorexia

a mental disorder wherein the afflicted person belives that one can never be too tanned. this manifests itself in the form of excessive sunning, use of sunbeds and solariums, and, in particularly unfortunate cases, extreme use of fake tan.
victims of tanorexia can be identified from a leathery skin texture and/or a brown or orange complexion.
as it stands there is no known cure for this terrible disease.

posh spice, all those orange girls you see appearing in early summer and old people who look like brown leather sofas are quite possible sufferers of tanorexia. tragic.

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acracktion

similar to attraction; feelings of physical, romantic or intellectual interest that suddenly vanish as the drugs wear off.

"you seemed to be getting on pretty well with that guy last night... think you'll see him again?"
"nah, it was just acracktion, turns out he's a wanker."

discrackted

perpetually sidetracked as a result of amphetamine consumption.

"sorry i'm late... i got discrackted and cleaned the entire bathroom. then the laundry."