godemiche

A dildo possessing a scrotum.

Godemiches are just nasty! Why not the real thing?

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lie like a rug

To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.

"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.

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graznat

One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

The word's invention may have been influenced by words such as rats and drat.

"Graznat! I broke a fang!"

absquatulate

1. To move off in a rush; to hurry away.

2. To die.

Created from the idea, "go off and squat somewhere," from Latin ab-, "away from" + excoactus, "to sit down" + -ulus, a diminitive suffix + -atus, implying "to do."

1. "Absquatulate, or I'll fry your be-hind."

2. "Go off and absquatulate, you miserable little creep."

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fece

adj. (pron. fees); a word which means nasty, disgusting, or unnatural. Most likely a derivative of feces. Also spelled feece or feese.

"Get your shirt back on, Santa! That's fece!"

"Ew. This movie is fece."

"Hate to break it to you, but that outfit is fece."

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crudhopper

A mild profanity of unknown origin, though clearly related to crud. Also spelled crudhoppers.

"Crudhopper! I forgot my antennaphone!" Marvin exclaimed, dehiscing with anxiety.

nasthor

adj. (pron. nas-tor); A word which means horrific, terrible, or nasty. A combination of nasty and horrible. Commonly mispelled as nastor due to its pronunciation.

"Dude, your haircut is nasthor."

"Wow. That was the most nasthor thing I have ever seen."

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