godemiche

A dildo possessing a scrotum.

Godemiches are just nasty! Why not the real thing?

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gizzemblutz

One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

The first element (gizzem-) is almost certainly a corruption of goddamn. The second half (-blutz) was probably influenced by fuck. The word is clearly styled to look as if it is of Yiddish descent.

"Gizzemblutz!" Gordon grumbled as he stubbed his toe on his way in from the garage.

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graznat

One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

The word's invention may have been influenced by words such as rats and drat.

"Graznat! I broke a fang!"

lie like a rug

To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.

"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.

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absquatulate

1. To move off in a rush; to hurry away.

2. To die.

Created from the idea, "go off and squat somewhere," from Latin ab-, "away from" + excoactus, "to sit down" + -ulus, a diminitive suffix + -atus, implying "to do."

1. "Absquatulate, or I'll fry your be-hind."

2. "Go off and absquatulate, you miserable little creep."

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fece

adj. (pron. fees); a word which means nasty, disgusting, or unnatural. Most likely a derivative of feces. Also spelled feece or feese.

"Get your shirt back on, Santa! That's fece!"

"Ew. This movie is fece."

"Hate to break it to you, but that outfit is fece."

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olisbos

Another term for a dildo.

Hey, did you know dildoes used to be called olisbodes?

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