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A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.
This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.
A slang term for a womans vagina. Typically coincides with a sexual act or reference.
That girls activity box has been pounded more than all the railroad spikes in China
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An area or place that is noted for high concentrations of quality gash (hot women).
UCLA'S campus is a major gash factory.
The expression used to describe a woman with an exceptionally muscular butt. I similar phrase to "more cushion for the pushin" but instead of cushion (fat) she has hard muscle. Pain from thrusting during intercourse is implied. Serena Williams is the perfect example of this phenomenon.
Stan: Dang that female weightlifter has a big manly booty!
Dave: You know what they say, that's just more muscle for the bustle.
Stan: I bet her boyfriend can't feel his front half for a week after doggy style.