Dirty Marlon

The dirty Marlon is when you sneak a tissue (usually unused) up your partners rectum-hole and yank it out during sex to clean it. Maybe with less shit in their up their ass they stop talking it as well.

I was expecting nothing but then he surprised me with a dirty Marlon.

After the dirty Marlon my bum was so clean you could’ve eaten out of it.

Joshi

Joshi is a simp.
He’ll be stuck in the friendzone for eternity at this point.
Seriously dude get a grip. She don’t like you like that.

A: You know Joshi?
B: The simp?
A: Yeah.
B: He needs to catch a hint.
A: Yeah…