Get your tits in a line

1) Get your shit together.

2) Straighten out your act.

When one is acting out of accordance with how they should be, as expected by the rest of the individuals in a group, any one of the group has the responsibility to assert unto the outlined individual to get his tits in a line.

When ones tits are out of line, it is extremely unnatural and must be rectified as quickly as possible.

1, "Hey guys let's go do activities!!"

2, "Yeah!!"

3, "No guys I'm tired let's stay inside and do nothing."

1 and/or 2, "Get your tits in a line and Let's Go!"

EX 2:

1, "Guys I don't want to play this game."

2, "Get your tits in a line, and your ass on the grass. We're playing."

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ZJD

Acronym for Zombie Jesus Day. Many people celebrate ZJD without even realizing it. It is a celebrating the day Jesus came back to life. And we all know what a person is when they come back from the dead....

1: Hey Happy ZJD.
2: You mean Easter?
1: No, I mean Zombie Jesus Day!!"

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EffeciencySadnessWork

The American Dream in reality is an endless cycle of ESW or EffeciencySadnessWork.

Friend1: Man, I can't wait to live the American Dream!
Friend2: Why, so you can just EffenciencySadnessWork nonstop?
EffeciencySadnessWork definition: The American Dream in reality is an endless cycle of ESW or EffeciencySadnessWork.