manvice

the advice given from one man to another on a topic of only masculine siginificance

Tom: Should I hit on Sarah or Michelle tonight?

Paul: Definately Michelle mate

Tom: Cheers Paul - that's some good manvice

party fridge

A fridge that by day keeps your food and drinks cold, but when used for a party seems to take the occasional beer without asking throughout the night.

-9:45pm-
Jonny: "hey dude - am just gonna stick by 20 pack of bud in your fridge"

Kevin: "yeah, no worries"

-11:05pm-
Jonny: "right, who's had my beers? i've had four and there's only six left"

Kevin: "oh yeah - didn't i mention...it's a party fridge"

Jonny: "dam party fridge!!"