Schizoniggia

When a black man acts so crazy and talks to himself that they just gotta have a term for it. Usually is talking to his long lost mama and the dad he never had.

Me: "Hey dude why is Tyrone talking to himself?
Tyrone's Doctor: "He's got a severe case of Schizoniggia. The worst i've ever seen.

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Frame Squeezer

When someone with a shitty computer tries to get as best as they can out of their 10 year old graphics card.

"Hey that guy is a Frame Squeezer. Just look at that GTX 760."

breastimistic

When you're not optimistic or pessimistic and just thinks about boobs all the time.

Me: Are you pessimistic or optimistic?
Him: I'm breastimistic. You see Alice's tits though?

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fruity facial

When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.

Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"