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wolk

To stick it in the pooper while being given a dirty sanchez.

Guy: Do you wolk?
Friend: Fuck no, that's for homos.

by koolkalifornia November 27, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


peeping tom

Stealthy by nature, peeping toms use the latest state-of-the-art technology such as digital binoculars to spy on woman in any manner of undress.

Peeping toms are often featured on talk shows such as Maury or the Jerry Springer show and are always made out to be the bad guy even though every guy in America and the world wishes he could do the same thing.

Good ol' Grandpa Henry always has plenty of stories of how he used to be a peeping tom when he was in his 20's and seen plenty of hot naked boobs.

by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005

213๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


pigeon shit

"Pigeon shit" is usually used to explain a bleak situation when other words fail.

I lost my job, my house and now my woman? PIGEON SHIT!

by koolkalifornia October 1, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


ttfn

A polite way concocted by Disney to have Tigger say "titty fucking" on Winnie the Pooh without scaring children or their loving parents.

Tigger: TTFN!
Pervert: OMG, he just said titty f'n!

by koolkalifornia May 27, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 178๐Ÿ‘Ž


straight forward

If somebody says they're going to be straight forward with you it means that they're just going to come out and say what they are feeling without dancing around it.

I'm going to be straight forward with you; your girlfriend is ugly as hell.

by koolkalifornia September 17, 2005

362๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


yodelin' in the valley

To perform cunninglingus. Used in the Kid Rock song "Yo-Da-Lin in the Valley".

Some guy: I was yodelin' in the valley last night.
Some other guy: *sings*
Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock
Yo, Yo, Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley

by koolkalifornia October 24, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


borine

A word that originated in online online chatrooms meaning "extremely boring".

It takes the first 5 letters of boring and the first letter of extreme to make the word.

Damn this fucker is borine, let's bounce.

by koolkalifornia July 10, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž