304

A less vulgar way of saying hoe or skank. Type 304 in a calculator and it spells hoe if you look at it upside down. Ask a promiscuous girl "what is her body count?" and most of them time she'll give the answer 3 or 4, when in reality it is much higher.

Potentially interested male: What is your body count if you don't mind me asking?
304: Umm around 3 or 4.

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Trumpocalypse

Trumpocalypse, a term that is synonymous with apocalypse but with Trump leading the world into the end of times and eventually will usher in the return of the Lord Jesus Christ during the battle of Armageddon. Trump, the "little horn", will conquer the new world order (aka "the harlot of revelation") and thus will be the false "savior" of mankind and will confirm a covenant with many as prophesied in scripture (aka the "Abraham Accords"). After three and a half years later, Trump with his big ego will stand in the holy place at the third temple and cause the Jewish sacrifices to cease and declare himself to be God. The false prophet will enforce and fool everybody to wear the mark of Trump on their forehead or right arm in order to help "maintain peace and order" (Revelation 13:4-9). However, anybody who has the mark of the beast on their bodies will be punished by God for all eternity with fire and brimstone (Revelation 14:9-10).

Disclaimer: This is purely conjecture and is not meant to be taken seriously unless Trump is indeed the antichrist.

Not a Trump cult member: Who would have thought Trump would be the one to usher in the apocalypse.
Not a Trump cult member2: Yeah, you mean the Trumpocalypse.