Kraft Single

reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates

So, is he seeing anyone?

Kraft single.

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Dickey Shafter

Someone who often throws another under the bus for their own benefit. Often, this culprit makes up excuses as to why he or she screwed over the other person. This person is also a large, veiny dick.

*After an hour or two of waiting, Noah comes to the conclusion that Martin isn't coming to get Noah to drive him to the party*
*Noah decides to call Martin up*

Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!